Who am I? Who I am!

I am the ordinary, the average, the standard. Or I was, till I realized that there was no ordinary, there was no average, every person is different, no one is the same. Everyone has their own thoughts, hopes, dreams, idols, heroes, beliefs. Even people who seem shallow never really are, even those who seemed to be above it all really aren't.

Everything you ever thought, about anyone, all the time, will eventually be proven wronge, for everyone is weird. Most, almost as weird as I am.

My Name is Mike, but you can call me the Italian Scallope, Im addicted to people, finding out what makes them tick, getting to know as many as I can, as fast as I can, so I can become what they want. Who I am is usually who the people I am with want me to be. My sense of self is ever changing, which allows me to fit into any group that i come across.

This blog is going to be my documentaion of people, persons, groups, families, the hole shebang, my views on them, and what i think they think of me. I hope all my readers to be are uterly entertained!

Enjoy!